These past few days have been, if nothing else, interesting. The entire weekend was quite fun, so I guess the interesting part comes in just the last 24 hours or so. Like most weekend starters, friday was fun. Happy Birthday, Curtis. Good show, Mike. The ghetto was a little scary, but nonetheless fun. Kudos to Carlota – you crash a party like no other. heh heh.
Saturday was nice. Hung out with Mom, decorated my house for Halloween, cleaned my kitchen and living room. Then the rest of my evening was spent watching the rain pour down through the lights and holiday decorations… for whatever reason this has always been among my favorite things to do. Very calming.
Sunday. Lunch with Mom and Dad at IHOP. New shoes at Sears for cheap…I like cheap. Then rehearsal. Why is it, as students, we’re expected to be the most organized/responsible people in the world, but teachers can be as scattered as the room of a six year old with ADD? No matter. It went as I expected it to. Wasted the first 45 minutes talking about stuff, spent the next hour rehearsing “transitions,” then in the last hour, we actually got to run through everything. Going beyond the set limit of time, mind you. Ah well, such is the life of a student actor i guess. The Barbeque. The food was good, the drinks were good, the company was good. Good times were had, high school was revisited…sort of. I ended my evening catching up on my sunday novelas and keeping my lips covered in chap stick…for whatever reason they were dry as hell.
Now comes the fun part…the perfect ending to a decent weekend…Somewhere between rehearsal yesterday and my cigarette break this morning my car was sideswiped. Some pigfucker out there decided that my car was a good practicing tool for bumper endurance. Oh, and the fun part is that there was no note. No apology. No insurance information. Not even a far off cackle from the garbage smelling ass munch who might of thought it funny that my property’s been damaged. Here’s the thing…if it was an accident, so be it. If some driver in training misjudged a parking spot, fine. BUT THIS GODDAMNED, COCKSUCKING, MOTHERFUCKING, PIECE OF SHIT, SONOFABITCH dented my rear driver door panel, part of the front door panel and got his shit eating color on my car. Now, not only do I not know when/who/how/why it happened, I get to spend money I don’t have to repair something I didn’t do. But there is a good side. Karma. This RAT BASTARD will pay in time and that’s going to have to be enough. But really, it’s a damn shame that people are like that. Whoever this pigfucker is, all he would have had to do is say sorry, maybe…you know…abide by the law and give me his information. But no. Now he’s destined to fall down a well and get ass raped by monkies….or something like that…
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damn corey, that really sucks. that car is pretty new isn’t it?
that happened to my sister in monrovia last week. except she was in the car when it happened. but she got her car, brand spankin new last may. now her frame is bent, and the insurance company is trying to say it was partially her fault.
did you file a police report? not that they’re actually going to try to track this asshole down, but if he happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, they can get him.
ps. this is april.
I didn’t file a report or even contact my insurance because i don’t want my premiums to go up. It’s a ’99 and i’ve had it already about a year and a half, so it isn’t really all that new. It’s still fucked up. Ah well.
Is your sister okay? That sucks that her brand new car got hit AND her insurance company is acting like…well…a typical insurance company. I do hope it all works out for the best though.
corey’s poor poor neglected site. come back!
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Hey, I have enjoyed…your blog is informative – even entertaining.
I have a halloween sites. They pretty much covers costumes and masks related stuff.
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